Visitations, including 'Extraterrestrial' 'PROBES'
of the Odd
The Exposure of Heidi,
and, the Lockers of Euston
.. as it turned
out, the old newspaper article that
had fallen before
my eyes was a report on "Euston"
train station in London.
As I lay in the dust, covered in
books and pieces of cake I began to
read on, .. it said,...
.........."Since the modernisation
of the station, only the upper floor
section of personal lockers will now
be available for use, the older,
lower regions now being in the
process of being 'blocked off' from
the public. Any uncollected goods
which have been left in these
lockers should be removed as soon as
possible, before the final
stages of closure are completed.
Please contact Mr B. Raell, the
station master, in connection with
.....it went on,......
.........It must be stressed
however, that only persons
holding numbered, official keys for
their lockers will be allowed
access to the area, -- any unchecked
lockers will remain as such
for a period of 18 months, at which
time the passageways shall be
finally 'walled up'."
....I gazed at the top of the old
22nd March 1879...!
"Heidi! -- Doctor! -- are you
ok???" I shouted.
they echoed, and I looked over and saw a blushing Heidi,
shirt ripped from her back and
pressing two halloween cakes
against her bare bosoms!
We climbed out from under the books
and Heidi went off to replace
her clothes. I showed the newspaper
article to the Dr. --- "well,
what do you think" ? I
He scratched his head with a garden
hoe and pushed a patterned
sock over his fist
saying,................."GREAT"!...... "all we need to
do now is to check the 'Key' book,
look up "Euston Station", and
find out all the keys ever made in
connection with it"!
There it was!! page 9001,
'Euston Locker Keys' -- 1855 -
"In the mid-19th Century, the Chubb
Lock Company were
commissioned to produce a quantity
of quality keys made from
solid brass, for the use of the
public locker system being then
introduced into Euston Train
Station. Each key is recognisable
by it's simple form, it's quality
and pureness of Brass content,
and perhaps mostly by it's simple
"There were 50 keys in all, each
containing a single or double
digit number, no lettering or other
coding being used in the
"Over the years most of these keys
have been bought up by
fanatical collectors, however, to
date, the collection is still
incomplete! the number 6 Key
apparently never having been
"EEEUUURREEEEKKKA -KA - KA THAT'S
IT! THAT'S IT!"
That night I gazed peacefully out of
the attic window, watching the
subtle beauty of the perfect Moon as
it moved slowly across the
'indian ink' sky, Heidi by my side,
her calm body an inspiration,
the epiphani of all that is patient
and pure. She looked up also,
eyes full of questioning, pockets
full of 'kirby hair grips', shoes
full of feet.
It seemed to be the time to ask the
questions that had occuppied my
life for the whole of that
..........."Heidi, what happened on
the night of Xylopoop's vision"?
I asked quietly as we both gazed at
the 'lace veil' blowing slowly to
expose once more the face in the
. . . . "I'm not really sure"!? said
Heidi, "I only know that I was
lying on the sofa blowing a
chewing-gum bubble when I felt a
surge of warmth and power emerging
from the area of my stomach,
which moved up my body to my mouth
and then out through the
bubble! it happened so quickly that
I was drained of energy and
power! so much so that I must have
"Next thing I knew was Dr Xylopoop
stroking my arm in another
room and the Key operation was over
..."I see" -- said I, "so we are
none the wiser"!
I had the feeling, nevertheless,
that we were the ones central to
the events that were occurring! "
The 'intrusions' into our lives, or,
the .. 'Matrix', .... appears to be
woven around us! ---
'us' being central to it's
We gazed again into the still o' the
night, the Moon's silver facade
seeming to beckon us, to, 'smile'
down on us!
We looked at each other as our heads
turned in unison to the
controlling power of
dual-cognitive-experience! .... our eyes met, ..
... and yes, we both thought the
As I looked deeply into Heidi's
beautiful, dark eyes, and as her
pupils began to dilate till the
central dark pupil filled her eyes like
pools of ebony, I saw in those
darkened mirrors a brilliant streak of
white light! ... moving full across
the arcs of her eyes! .... like a
blazing thread of magnesium!! ...
like a Laser! a fork of white
lightning!! like, a shooting sta ---
r. .. rrrr??!!? UH!..
...................I jerked my head
around towards the window just in
time to catch it's tail! .... it
went down in the dead of night..
It seemed so odd the way it had been
reflected in her eyes, almost
as if it had been inside of her! I
looked to Heidi, she had seen it
also, ... "Felt it"! she said, like
a surge of power flowing through
I had to spend the rest of the
evening mopping up the water that
had flowed through the ceiling from
the water-tank on the roof!
which had been punctured by my
Next morning I felt rather 'grumpy',
so I opened the window and
threw an axe at a passing postman,
-- well.... .. he was 'whistling'!!
after all!!?!.... Anyway, it caught
him on the side of his head and
slashed his cute little ear off.
Encouraged by this first successful
assault, I went on to empty last
night's teapot, with all it's old
tea-leaves, directly over the heads of
some Nuns on their way to church!
The old tea-leaves splashed all
over their sandles and flourescent
gloves, and made a right old
mess of their 'turtle-skin'
I felt better!
I called on Heidi and the Doctor to
'get ready to leave'! ---
..."Bring the Key, and the old
blueprints of 'Underground London'"
"we're going to .."EUSTON
STATION"!! "Choooo.. Choooo!"
..........Later that day we arrived
at Euston, and after checking the
blueprints, I felt sure I knew where
the old entrance lay, which
would lead us to the underground
section which had been walled
up all those years ago.
Dr Xylopoop and Heidi agreed the
spot, and we were further
blessed by the discovery of an old
We quickly removed the cover and
soon we were climbing down
into the darkness of 19th Century
We switched on our flashlights and
it wasn't long before we found
the lockers! It followed soon after
that we detected the one we so
passionately and curiously sought,
.... the 'No.
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